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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How long until fats have to be artificially inseminated like turkeys as they can no longer reach?

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Let's not give them any ideas. Would you expect fats to raise fatlings right if they can't fuck properly?

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fats already don't raise fatlings right.

Sterilize all people over the age of 18 who are not capable of adult impulse control and will power.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

They already do that. I don't know how but my coworkers heifer (she kept calling it her daughter, but idk) was able to get fertility treatments while on Medicaid... which I didn't think was possible. Fat, poor, and procreating. Thanks Obama.

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What the fuck? I have to rely on community charities for basic health care while getting dicked over on my tax return and some fatass gets IVF for free? Fuck Obama.

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[–] Sops ago 

Hopefully we can outlaw that.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow. Gonna need some eyebleach ASAP.

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[–] PuddleGut 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I feel like I need to bleach my brain after reading that

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] sonic_sabbath ago 

What the ..... ?

If that isn't a good enough reason to make sure you don't get fat, you really should be shot.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow. That was so much worse than anything I could have imagined.

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Hey. Lurking fats. You may moo and reeeeee about your "totes hot, totes real" sex life where you totally have a ton of sex. But this tells the truth you omit. Its disgusting, much harder work simply to archive penetration, and in no way can be as satisfying as sex with normal sized people. So brag all you like. Just keep in mind, the truth is out.

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[–] Lynx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fat people

Fucking

Two words that should not be in the same sentence.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I imagine the sound of hambeasts fucking is a lot like chewing with your mouth open.

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Exceptions: "The fat people ate the food that was meant for the whole fucking office." "Let's throw all the fucking fat people off a cliff." "People who are fucking fat need to have their fucking jaws wired fucking shut."

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[–] Sops ago  (edited ago)

"People who are fucking fat need to have their fucking jaws wired fucking shut."

They would just live off of pepsi and ranch dressing.

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[–] FatsWhatSheSaid 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

(not as hot as it sounds)

No shit!

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And it doesn't sound hot at all. I can't imagine what it's like IRL.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When I read the second time he used that phrase, I just completely lost it.

Really? Your penis buried in fat and your fat rippling due to a vibrating cock ring aren't attractive? Thank you for that enlightening clarification, piggy. (And that was a neutral paraphrase of what he identified as "not as hot as it sounds"!!)

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why... why couldn't I stop reading... I must hate myself.

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[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I figure we're like people who slow down at car accidents. We know we don't want to know, but goddamn that morbid curiosity.

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds about right. Damn, you know fat is disgusting when you have a higher tolerance for blood and gore than you do for hams.

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