[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
How does the thought of going through all this and what it represents not kill any sort of mood? If the idea of sex meant needing to be in only one position to be in control of my "fat pad" and then not being able to expect more than some rolls rubbing together, I would probably go and clean the bathroom instead because my sex drive would have died. It's amazing to me that they can look at their bodies, look at the other person's body, discuss what positions and angles are going to be logistically necessary, attempt to form said positions and angles, awkwardly rub together trying to keep the tiny section of exposed penis in the tiny, buried opening of the vagina, deal with the smell and the wheezing, deal with the food everywhere, and still somehow be up for it. What degenerate things are these?
[–] DeadHorseStick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is exactly what i was thinking the entire read. Why even try?
[–] adolph_fitler 0 points 44 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago
Horrified At Every Sentence
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
"It's not as hot as it sounds."
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ya know...I think it is exactly as hot as it sounds. Which is to say, not the least little bit.
[–] adolph_fitler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Two pigs grinding genitals in blankets sounds like it would get pretty fucking warm.
[–] ModerateBacon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've known a few guys that had such low self esteem they'd resort to pig fucking. I don't understand how that's any better than just fapping.
The one guy said it would hurt his back. He was a smallfat. He said he didn't so much as lay on her but around her so his back was in a weird position. Also would not let her on top for fear of having his dick broken.
This other guy was quite thin, the sort of fellow that would whine that he couldn't gain weight. He had this pseudo girlfriend. I say pseudo because it was too fat to look like a girl, and also he would not admit it was his girlfriend even though it behaved like one. It attached to him like a parasite such that he claimed he could not get rid of it or else it might die (i.e. he was afraid it would kill itself if he left.) He said that they could only do it in one position (legs up.) Most positions were physically impossible, but any others that weren't it would not do because it was embarrassed of its body and felt too exposed.
[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
he was afraid it would kill itself if he left
That's what you call a win-win scenario.
[–] recon_johnny 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not as hot as it sounds.
Understatement of the year.
[–] buttdoodieface ago
oh, my, gosh! I'm more horrified of this than that Steve Avery thing. F!
[–] Gimme_Shelter ago
That needs a label of some sort "Not Safe For Fantasizing " or something ...