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[–] Convair990 ago 

Iiiii couldve gone my whole life without reading that..... No more internet for me tonite.... Im done, bye.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

So, fatty sex is a lot like having to move a lot of heavy furniture and finding a dead cat under the piano.

A lot of effort, a risk to your spine, putrid things you don't want to touch but kinda have to, and sadness. Sounds fucken awesome! crying softly in a corner

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Best. Analogy. Ever.

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[–] Sops ago 

They know, that is why they take to social media to campaign for changing how people define life.

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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

expose our gentiles

They were so fucking fat that they were capable of hiding people in their fupas?

Now that is fat.

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[–] ShortWarrior ago 

Well, time to convert to Judaism.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ah yes, lurking fatties? You read that? Tell me again how hot, exciting, and adventurous your sex life is. Don't worry, we never believed you anyway. You seem to forget - we see you waddling at 5ks, talking selfies while sitting down at the gym, turning red from the exertion of walking up a few stairs - nobody that outta shape can possibly be good in bed, let alone adventurous. If you can't even jog in place for a few minutes without a respirator, you're certainly not having hot, exciting, passionate sex. No, instead your phoning your mother in law telling her that if she wants grandkids anytime soon, she better get the green broom and hurry over because you and Mr. Toofattofuck want to have penetrative sex for once and it's virtually impossible without backup.

Here's a rule to live by, if you know what it's like to fupa-dupe somebody, stfu when the topic of sex is brought up. Nobody wants your input and anybody that says otherwise is just trying to coddle your fat fee-fees. Everyone in the room, with the exception of yourself, knows that the most passionate part of sex for Obeasts is planning and eating the feast "sandwich" that inevitably comes after. That's about the only thing that's guaranteed to come, actually.

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[–] speshul_snowflake ago 

They were rubbing their gentiles? Oy vey.

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[–] interstate-15 ago 

Where is the NSFL tag.

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[–] Raasha ago 

Wtf is a fat pad, this is the most vile thing I have ever read

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[–] GrammarStalinist ago 

"Fat pad" just means FUPA.

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