[–] FatsWhatSheSaid 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
(not as hot as it sounds)
No shit!
[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When I read the second time he used that phrase, I just completely lost it.
Really? Your penis buried in fat and your fat rippling due to a vibrating cock ring aren't attractive? Thank you for that enlightening clarification, piggy. (And that was a neutral paraphrase of what he identified as "not as hot as it sounds"!!)
[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Exceptions: "The fat people ate the food that was meant for the whole fucking office." "Let's throw all the fucking fat people off a cliff." "People who are fucking fat need to have their fucking jaws wired fucking shut."
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I imagine the sound of hambeasts fucking is a lot like chewing with your mouth open.
[–] bukowskis_bluebird 1 point 20 points 21 points (+21|-1) ago
Hey. Lurking fats. You may moo and reeeeee about your "totes hot, totes real" sex life where you totally have a ton of sex. But this tells the truth you omit. Its disgusting, much harder work simply to archive penetration, and in no way can be as satisfying as sex with normal sized people. So brag all you like. Just keep in mind, the truth is out.
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow. That was so much worse than anything I could have imagined.
[–] sonic_sabbath ago
What the ..... ?
If that isn't a good enough reason to make sure you don't get fat, you really should be shot.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow. Gonna need some eyebleach ASAP.
[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How long until fats have to be artificially inseminated like turkeys as they can no longer reach?
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
They already do that. I don't know how but my coworkers heifer (she kept calling it her daughter, but idk) was able to get fertility treatments while on Medicaid... which I didn't think was possible. Fat, poor, and procreating. Thanks Obama.
[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What the fuck? I have to rely on community charities for basic health care while getting dicked over on my tax return and some fatass gets IVF for free? Fuck Obama.
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Let's not give them any ideas. Would you expect fats to raise fatlings right if they can't fuck properly?
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why... why couldn't I stop reading... I must hate myself.
[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I figure we're like people who slow down at car accidents. We know we don't want to know, but goddamn that morbid curiosity.
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That sounds about right. Damn, you know fat is disgusting when you have a higher tolerance for blood and gore than you do for hams.