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[–] Sops ago 

They know, that is why they take to social media to campaign for changing how people define life.

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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

expose our gentiles

They were so fucking fat that they were capable of hiding people in their fupas?

Now that is fat.

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[–] ShortWarrior ago 

Well, time to convert to Judaism.

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why... why couldn't I stop reading... I must hate myself.

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[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I figure we're like people who slow down at car accidents. We know we don't want to know, but goddamn that morbid curiosity.

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds about right. Damn, you know fat is disgusting when you have a higher tolerance for blood and gore than you do for hams.

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[–] FatsWhatSheSaid 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

(not as hot as it sounds)

No shit!

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When I read the second time he used that phrase, I just completely lost it.

Really? Your penis buried in fat and your fat rippling due to a vibrating cock ring aren't attractive? Thank you for that enlightening clarification, piggy. (And that was a neutral paraphrase of what he identified as "not as hot as it sounds"!!)

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And it doesn't sound hot at all. I can't imagine what it's like IRL.

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How long until fats have to be artificially inseminated like turkeys as they can no longer reach?

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[–] Sops ago 

Hopefully we can outlaw that.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Let's not give them any ideas. Would you expect fats to raise fatlings right if they can't fuck properly?

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fats already don't raise fatlings right.

Sterilize all people over the age of 18 who are not capable of adult impulse control and will power.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

They already do that. I don't know how but my coworkers heifer (she kept calling it her daughter, but idk) was able to get fertility treatments while on Medicaid... which I didn't think was possible. Fat, poor, and procreating. Thanks Obama.

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What the fuck? I have to rely on community charities for basic health care while getting dicked over on my tax return and some fatass gets IVF for free? Fuck Obama.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

How does the thought of going through all this and what it represents not kill any sort of mood? If the idea of sex meant needing to be in only one position to be in control of my "fat pad" and then not being able to expect more than some rolls rubbing together, I would probably go and clean the bathroom instead because my sex drive would have died. It's amazing to me that they can look at their bodies, look at the other person's body, discuss what positions and angles are going to be logistically necessary, attempt to form said positions and angles, awkwardly rub together trying to keep the tiny section of exposed penis in the tiny, buried opening of the vagina, deal with the smell and the wheezing, deal with the food everywhere, and still somehow be up for it. What degenerate things are these?

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[–] Sops 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Imagine the disgust an obeast feels every time they look in the mirror, eventually feeling disgusted becomes normal.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How is that better than death?

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[–] DeadHorseStick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is exactly what i was thinking the entire read. Why even try?

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Hey. Lurking fats. You may moo and reeeeee about your "totes hot, totes real" sex life where you totally have a ton of sex. But this tells the truth you omit. Its disgusting, much harder work simply to archive penetration, and in no way can be as satisfying as sex with normal sized people. So brag all you like. Just keep in mind, the truth is out.

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[–] adolph_fitler 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Horrified At Every Sentence

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[–] ShitlordLovesOreos 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

"It's not as hot as it sounds."

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[–] adolph_fitler 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Two pigs grinding genitals in blankets sounds like it would get pretty fucking warm.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ya know...I think it is exactly as hot as it sounds. Which is to say, not the least little bit.

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[–] PuddleGut 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I see what you did there