[–] la_fupacabra ago
given that fats lie about their weight, its probably 3 of me at the same height. thats fucking gross
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Obeasts tend to flock together so it might not be lying about the healthy part. It just forgets to mention everyone it knows is 400+.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's like the "I'm the fittest guy among my friends" ham from /r/randomactsofblowjob. His friends were probably eating buddies or fellow hams.
And he still insisted on getting a blowjob from a "fit, toned" woman, despite all his FA "you skinny bitches are shallow" talk when she found out he was a ham. SRS members are likely to be the same way, except more evil and narcissistic and bipolar.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why don't they just BAN THE INTERNET?
Then, all problems solved.
[–] SecondBreakfast 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ban other people's minds from having their own independent thoughts. Then no one can think anything about you that you don't approve of.
[–] cyclops1771 ago
Maybe they should have personal, private internets for everyone, so that no one every can inflict their evil mindsets on others - their posts just go to their own private internet, and never get read by anyone else. But there would be bots that would post random "you're beautiful, no matter what!" and "I agree, that be cray cray!" comments so that it would invoke safe space. It would be like an online journal/diary that couldn't ever be seen by others, but due to bots, everyone's ideas can be validated.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But then they couldn't post half-naked fat selfies and tell each other how beautiful they are.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If we have all collectively spent our lives starving to death, at what point do the fun lich powers kick in? Because I didn't die from starvation for this bullshit.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"starvation diets" aka eating vegetables and fruits
[–] SecondBreakfast 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I found r/fatlogic first but then found my way here because it wasn't hateful enough. It isn't a hate group at all. They have the right idea but they still consider hams to be human beings and think they can "save" them. And fitness groups being hate groups is just about the funniest thing I've read all week.
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Let's be honest, /r/fatlogic is mostly fat people* posting about even fatter people* these days.
*: they're not actually people.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] ModerateBacon 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
That sounds more like fatpeoplestories.
[–] santisimamuerte 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ditto. I hate how they have that "hate the sin, love the sinner" bullshit there, oh god help you if you make any sort of less than sensitive comment about a fatass and make them feel bad about their disgusting, selfish life choices.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That HAES advocate must be a troll. The comment about fitness sub wanting genocide and for tiny women to be pedoraped by the patriarchy was too much.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
We hit the jackpot here. I think this can't possibly be real. These people have to be trolling. Let's run down the checklist.
Poe's Law?
[–] waivers [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The subreddit (Shit Reddit Says) is meant to be anti-culture, but they confuse wanting to breathe, move, and crap normally for being culture. Or maybe building a life around sitting and eating has its benefits? I see them as the fat and stupid version of fight club.
[–] schroedingers-fuck 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
i really feel the need to defend srs. they are not a homogeneous group. obviously a lot of them are HAES advocates and fat logicians, but calling racists, anti-semites, and so on out on their bullshit is not something we should fight. there are sane people over there and most of the criticisms they get is about a policy we have as well: No dissent. [i hope this doesn't count as dissent to fph…]
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
No, everybody in SRS is literally that retarded (and that fat).
[–] juiceboxtheft 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sorry, I haven't been on in a while. But saying a person is a pedophile for liking a thin/fit partner is odd considering fats look like they have messed up giant baby bodies. They have the same waddling stance as a baby, they look like a melted baby body. It's gross. If anyone is a pedophile it is fat fetishists.
[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I had been thinking lately of posting close ups of baby body vs ham shanks to see if shitlords could guess which was which.
[–] LochTessMunster ago
I thought they were trolling, then the replies to the troll got deleted.
Either some mods are stupid, or they're in on the joke - which is also pretty stupid.
[–] Raylan 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
"Too busy doing starvation diet"... it's so odd to be despised by a lower life form.
[–] Bunraku 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
For one thing, a starvation diet would take very little time out of your day.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
... which conveniently leaves more time for hating on fat people.
[–] Raylan ago
My thoughts, exactly.