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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

We hit the jackpot here. I think this can't possibly be real. These people have to be trolling. Let's run down the checklist.

  • Diets don't work
  • Calorie management is starvation
  • People who prefer fit partners are closet pedophiles and rapists
  • Being fat is totally healthy
  • Fitness and weightloss are evil hateful things to care about
  • Weight loss is mutilation
  • Social Justice Warriors should just take over and censor everything
  • Fat people are persecuted

Poe's Law?

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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No, everybody in SRS is literally that retarded (and that fat).

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[–] waivers [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The subreddit (Shit Reddit Says) is meant to be anti-culture, but they confuse wanting to breathe, move, and crap normally for being culture. Or maybe building a life around sitting and eating has its benefits? I see them as the fat and stupid version of fight club.

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[–] schroedingers-fuck 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

i really feel the need to defend srs. they are not a homogeneous group. obviously a lot of them are HAES advocates and fat logicians, but calling racists, anti-semites, and so on out on their bullshit is not something we should fight. there are sane people over there and most of the criticisms they get is about a policy we have as well: No dissent. [i hope this doesn't count as dissent to fph…]

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[–] juiceboxtheft 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sorry, I haven't been on in a while. But saying a person is a pedophile for liking a thin/fit partner is odd considering fats look like they have messed up giant baby bodies. They have the same waddling stance as a baby, they look like a melted baby body. It's gross. If anyone is a pedophile it is fat fetishists.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had been thinking lately of posting close ups of baby body vs ham shanks to see if shitlords could guess which was which.

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[–] LochTessMunster ago 

I thought they were trolling, then the replies to the troll got deleted.

Either some mods are stupid, or they're in on the joke - which is also pretty stupid.

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[–] alc0 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Guys it is 5'6 and 320lbs (likely a lot heavier) and is an athletes and the most healthy person it knows!

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[–] foon 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

also has no complexes at all but wants to ban everyone for doing anything he fails at

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Obeasts tend to flock together so it might not be lying about the healthy part. It just forgets to mention everyone it knows is 400+.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's like the "I'm the fittest guy among my friends" ham from /r/randomactsofblowjob. His friends were probably eating buddies or fellow hams.

And he still insisted on getting a blowjob from a "fit, toned" woman, despite all his FA "you skinny bitches are shallow" talk when she found out he was a ham. SRS members are likely to be the same way, except more evil and narcissistic and bipolar.

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

given that fats lie about their weight, its probably 3 of me at the same height. thats fucking gross

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[–] Daucus7 ago 

Just don't ask it to use the stairs or stand for more than 20 minutes.

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[–] Raylan 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"Too busy doing starvation diet"... it's so odd to be despised by a lower life form.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

For one thing, a starvation diet would take very little time out of your day.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

... which conveniently leaves more time for hating on fat people.

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[–] Raylan ago 

My thoughts, exactly.

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[–] SecondBreakfast 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I found r/fatlogic first but then found my way here because it wasn't hateful enough. It isn't a hate group at all. They have the right idea but they still consider hams to be human beings and think they can "save" them. And fitness groups being hate groups is just about the funniest thing I've read all week.

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[–] ModerateBacon 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That sounds more like fatpeoplestories.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago 

Wow, your story truly captivated me. It was amazing, actually.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Let's be honest, /r/fatlogic is mostly fat people* posting about even fatter people* these days.

*: they're not actually people.

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[–] santisimamuerte 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ditto. I hate how they have that "hate the sin, love the sinner" bullshit there, oh god help you if you make any sort of less than sensitive comment about a fatass and make them feel bad about their disgusting, selfish life choices.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why are you hiding their names? This is voat, we have no fucking rules. We can brigade, harrass, and shame those SRS Reddit fats as much as our shithearts desire. I really wanna see this shit stop so we can fire up and divert full power to our Hate Engines and let them all know it.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They're so fucking sensationalist. "They don't even consider fat people to be PEOPLE!!!!" "We're less than animals to them!!!"

Look fatass, everybody judges a book by it's cover. We see your accumulation of body fat as a generalized lack of discipline. When we say "may the beetus take you soon" it doesn't mean we want to kill you, it means that if you're unwilling to put any effort into your own well being, then you don't deserve to be well. I have zero doubt that if anybody on here saw a fat fuck having an inevitable heart attack, they would immediately do what they could to help, CPR if the know it, 911, whatever. Maybe a gentle jab, like, 20 compressions, 5 breaths, 1 "wouldn't be dying if you werent fat", repeat.

We cheer for fatties who lose all the weight because they're not fat anymore. We are entertained by the somewhat self-aware demise of most, and the simple, under the nose solution that they refuse to accept.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That HAES advocate must be a troll. The comment about fitness sub wanting genocide and for tiny women to be pedoraped by the patriarchy was too much.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who wants to bet the above SRS members find Benedict Cumberbatch-looking guys attractive and go on about how much they hate neckbeards?

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