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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why don't they just BAN THE INTERNET?

Then, all problems solved.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But then they couldn't post half-naked fat selfies and tell each other how beautiful they are.

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[–] ua_ninja 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Actually, that doesn't sound bad.

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[–] SecondBreakfast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ban other people's minds from having their own independent thoughts. Then no one can think anything about you that you don't approve of.

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[–] cyclops1771 ago 

Maybe they should have personal, private internets for everyone, so that no one every can inflict their evil mindsets on others - their posts just go to their own private internet, and never get read by anyone else. But there would be bots that would post random "you're beautiful, no matter what!" and "I agree, that be cray cray!" comments so that it would invoke safe space. It would be like an online journal/diary that couldn't ever be seen by others, but due to bots, everyone's ideas can be validated.

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[–] alc0 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Guys it is 5'6 and 320lbs (likely a lot heavier) and is an athletes and the most healthy person it knows!

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[–] Daucus7 ago 

Just don't ask it to use the stairs or stand for more than 20 minutes.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Obeasts tend to flock together so it might not be lying about the healthy part. It just forgets to mention everyone it knows is 400+.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's like the "I'm the fittest guy among my friends" ham from /r/randomactsofblowjob. His friends were probably eating buddies or fellow hams.

And he still insisted on getting a blowjob from a "fit, toned" woman, despite all his FA "you skinny bitches are shallow" talk when she found out he was a ham. SRS members are likely to be the same way, except more evil and narcissistic and bipolar.

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

given that fats lie about their weight, its probably 3 of me at the same height. thats fucking gross

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[–] foon 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

also has no complexes at all but wants to ban everyone for doing anything he fails at

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[–] Raylan 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"Too busy doing starvation diet"... it's so odd to be despised by a lower life form.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

For one thing, a starvation diet would take very little time out of your day.

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[–] Raylan ago 

My thoughts, exactly.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

... which conveniently leaves more time for hating on fat people.