[–] la_fupacabra ago
given that fats lie about their weight, its probably 3 of me at the same height. thats fucking gross
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Obeasts tend to flock together so it might not be lying about the healthy part. It just forgets to mention everyone it knows is 400+.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's like the "I'm the fittest guy among my friends" ham from /r/randomactsofblowjob. His friends were probably eating buddies or fellow hams.
And he still insisted on getting a blowjob from a "fit, toned" woman, despite all his FA "you skinny bitches are shallow" talk when she found out he was a ham. SRS members are likely to be the same way, except more evil and narcissistic and bipolar.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
We hit the jackpot here. I think this can't possibly be real. These people have to be trolling. Let's run down the checklist.
Poe's Law?
[–] LochTessMunster ago
I thought they were trolling, then the replies to the troll got deleted.
Either some mods are stupid, or they're in on the joke - which is also pretty stupid.
[–] juiceboxtheft 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sorry, I haven't been on in a while. But saying a person is a pedophile for liking a thin/fit partner is odd considering fats look like they have messed up giant baby bodies. They have the same waddling stance as a baby, they look like a melted baby body. It's gross. If anyone is a pedophile it is fat fetishists.
[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I had been thinking lately of posting close ups of baby body vs ham shanks to see if shitlords could guess which was which.
[–] waivers [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The subreddit (Shit Reddit Says) is meant to be anti-culture, but they confuse wanting to breathe, move, and crap normally for being culture. Or maybe building a life around sitting and eating has its benefits? I see them as the fat and stupid version of fight club.
[–] schroedingers-fuck 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
i really feel the need to defend srs. they are not a homogeneous group. obviously a lot of them are HAES advocates and fat logicians, but calling racists, anti-semites, and so on out on their bullshit is not something we should fight. there are sane people over there and most of the criticisms they get is about a policy we have as well: No dissent. [i hope this doesn't count as dissent to fph…]
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
No, everybody in SRS is literally that retarded (and that fat).
[–] Raylan 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
"Too busy doing starvation diet"... it's so odd to be despised by a lower life form.
[–] Bunraku 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
For one thing, a starvation diet would take very little time out of your day.
[–] Raylan ago
My thoughts, exactly.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
... which conveniently leaves more time for hating on fat people.