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[–] Techno_Shaman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I once typed a paragraph without being on my keyboard's home-row. That may count.

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[–] gnosticmike 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Her bangs in her hair is mathematically proportionate to her part in on her right side. Said while getting a haircut next to the stylist that is cutting the girl's hair of said statement. O.o

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[–] Aboresh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why hasn't Criterion done a release of Human Centipede?

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[–] LizardBreathe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My rule of 6. It is a depression coping mechanism that I came up with (someone else could have also, but I know I didn't learn it from someone else):

Rule of 6:

In 6 hours, you will be older, <shock back into the moment>

In 6 weeks, the situation you are in right now will most likely be resolved/different, <understanding that things change>

In 6 months, you will have learned and if you do right, you will be in a better place, <a good future is possible, clear your head and think>

In 6 years, a better place <GOAL!>

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[–] CrowderSoup ago 

"Shit muffin McGee", said while replacing a laptops keyboard. I think I dropped a screw or something and said this. To be fair, laptop screws a fucking small!

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[–] spotonthesun ago 

Don't get spit on the dog.