[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 50 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure if you were within ~5 miles of this, boss music would start playing.
[–] Degnanigans 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
naw, he meant boss music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbhX7XKgkDU
[–] Indiana_Jones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Still not a big problem. MANY Hitpoints, but very slow boss.
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Does it think it's being quirky? Or is it so when no guy matches with it, it can just play it off as "I was just making an 'ugly' face! People have no sense of humour."
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[–] ShitArchon ago
So much for the "when you're young your body can bounce back and you can eat what you want" line. If that were the case, hideous 20-year-olds and fuckable 40-year-olds wouldn't exist.
[–] Raxaephont 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"not looking for hookups"
[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
And hook ups arent looking for you either, conveniently
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
which is good because I don't think my truck can tow that beast
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What the fuck is this narcissistic bullshit these fat cunts pull?
[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Jesus, only 45 miles away, I would move if I were you.
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[–] GT2018 ago
Yeah but you're probably closer to it now. Its gravitational pull is bringing you closer.
[–] ritz_k ago
Gravity is one of the weakest force, he/she could easily outrun this object.
[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Implying fats are attractive.
That's a paddlin'
[–] Indiana_Jones 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Also gravity. If you were closer than 45 miles you'd have to speed up prograde to maintain orbit. You wouldn't wana crash on her, would you? At that size she be able to hold an own atmosphere of stench and sweat.