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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus, only 45 miles away, I would move if I were you.

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

tinder is indeed a vast waistland.

I remember seeing bigger though. I don't know how.

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I browse Tindr with a grin and out loud I say, "uh, no, no, fuck no, jesus fucking christ no" as I rapidly swipe left

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You mean to tell me you wouldn't drive 45 miles to cuddle up next to that thing

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That thing is fucking horrifying.

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[–] SecondBreakfast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Hi."

No. Bye.

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[–] 404_SLEEP_NOT_FOUND ago 

It's ready to mate.

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