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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You mean to tell me you wouldn't drive 45 miles to cuddle up next to that thing

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

tinder is indeed a vast waistland.

I remember seeing bigger though. I don't know how.

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[–] 404_SLEEP_NOT_FOUND ago 

It's ready to mate.

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[–] ThatsNoMoon ago 

It's so fat and derpy... Some sick fuck will actually want to fuck it. This needs to end now.

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[–] Shitelord772 ago 

Maybe I should install Tindr, just for the purposes of those times when the occasional loneliness hits, I can remind myself why being a hermit isn't so bad.

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[–] journalistsarelazy ago 

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Vast waste-land of vast waist-bands?

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[–] SecondBreakfast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Hi."

No. Bye.

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