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[–] fuckcomcast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My first thought

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Aaaaah!!! Runs away

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus, only 45 miles away, I would move if I were you.

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[–] Raxaephont 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"not looking for hookups"

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What the fuck is this narcissistic bullshit these fat cunts pull?

  • Using dating service, no hookups.
  • Posts nude images to fat fetish sites (Tubblr), No fetishist guys allowed *tee hee*.
  • 900th poor excuse for existing posted on fatbook from one deluded Oreogre...

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

which is good because I don't think my truck can tow that beast

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[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

And hook ups arent looking for you either, conveniently

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

So much for the "when you're young your body can bounce back and you can eat what you want" line. If that were the case, hideous 20-year-olds and fuckable 40-year-olds wouldn't exist.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Does it think it's being quirky? Or is it so when no guy matches with it, it can just play it off as "I was just making an 'ugly' face! People have no sense of humour."

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[–] M1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

What's the point of putting makeup on when you're still so damn ugly? MySpace angles won't even help hide her neck pillow.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure if you were within ~5 miles of this, boss music would start playing.

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[–] CISConservativeScum ago 

She looks like Azmodan from Diablo III so I think this would be what would start playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1Hfc7TC_4

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[–] BadIdeaFactory ago 

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[–] Indiana_Jones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Still not a big problem. MANY Hitpoints, but very slow boss.

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[–] wut 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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