[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Jesus, only 45 miles away, I would move if I were you.
[–] Raxaephont 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"not looking for hookups"
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What the fuck is this narcissistic bullshit these fat cunts pull?
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
which is good because I don't think my truck can tow that beast
[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
And hook ups arent looking for you either, conveniently
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[–] ShitArchon ago
So much for the "when you're young your body can bounce back and you can eat what you want" line. If that were the case, hideous 20-year-olds and fuckable 40-year-olds wouldn't exist.
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Does it think it's being quirky? Or is it so when no guy matches with it, it can just play it off as "I was just making an 'ugly' face! People have no sense of humour."
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 50 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure if you were within ~5 miles of this, boss music would start playing.
She looks like Azmodan from Diablo III so I think this would be what would start playing:
[–] Indiana_Jones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Still not a big problem. MANY Hitpoints, but very slow boss.
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[–] fuckcomcast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My first thought