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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It looks like it's squealing REEEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEE!!!

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus, only 45 miles away, I would move if I were you.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Does it think it's being quirky? Or is it so when no guy matches with it, it can just play it off as "I was just making an 'ugly' face! People have no sense of humour."

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[–] femtogression 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This was actually first featured on National Geographic. They strapped a GoPro to a radio controlled cheese cake to attempt an approach on the pack. This was the last transmission before it was lost to the event horizon.

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[–] Raxaephont 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"not looking for hookups"

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What the fuck is this narcissistic bullshit these fat cunts pull?

  • Using dating service, no hookups.
  • Posts nude images to fat fetish sites (Tubblr), No fetishist guys allowed *tee hee*.
  • 900th poor excuse for existing posted on fatbook from one deluded Oreogre...

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

which is good because I don't think my truck can tow that beast

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[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

And hook ups arent looking for you either, conveniently

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[–] M1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

What's the point of putting makeup on when you're still so damn ugly? MySpace angles won't even help hide her neck pillow.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

So much for the "when you're young your body can bounce back and you can eat what you want" line. If that were the case, hideous 20-year-olds and fuckable 40-year-olds wouldn't exist.

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[–] GT2018 ago 

Yeah but you're probably closer to it now. Its gravitational pull is bringing you closer.

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[–] ritz_k ago 

Gravity is one of the weakest force, he/she could easily outrun this object.

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[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Implying fats are attractive.

That's a paddlin'

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[–] Indiana_Jones 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also gravity. If you were closer than 45 miles you'd have to speed up prograde to maintain orbit. You wouldn't wana crash on her, would you? At that size she be able to hold an own atmosphere of stench and sweat.

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