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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Somehow, I don't find that surprising. You must've curb-stomped many butter huffer fee-fees.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I ate ten cookies the other night. Ten. I just don't do that every day, or every other day, or every week even, like they do.

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[–] SellecksBush 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Oh god the comments. WTF? Don't these people realize that you can eat whatever the hell you want, you just have to exercise. I eat all kinds of terrible food whenever I want, because MATH!

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[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I ate pizza and chocolates yesterday... I actually woke up leaner this morning because I was short the day before and my body needed the food and I worked legs/glutes last night. You can eat that stuff but just track it fatties and exercise if you go over or go less the next day etc. I hate their "i'll never be that way so I won't even try"

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[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can have pizza and beer and still lose weight. Is it my speshul genetiks and muhtabulism? Fucking no! Its moderation and watching my calorie intake.

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[–] TattooedWife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Say something!

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[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I did :) I couldn't let it pass :)

Edit: I was too nice. I was basically like if you want to be that size than do it! Science, blah blah! They won't listen anyway

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[–] SluttyBrownie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ham can't spell

The word is Ecstatic

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha. They are all bigger than what's supposed to be an obviously large size. Fats are so pathetic.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm male & have a 30-inch waist (probably 29). And I still enjoy the hell out of everything I eat. The other day I had a huge slice of some raspberry vanilla cake. Then I had a second slice of that.

What the fuck is your excuse fatty?

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Had something similar happen to me.

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[–] lll------lll 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Um. What? I'm a size 2, and I ate like crap over the holidays. These were my meals yesterday:

Meal 1: Scoop of chocolate protein powder

Meal 2: Oatmeal w/protein powder & stevia

Meal 3: 1/2 cup Egg whites, 2oz chicken, 1/2 cup boiled spinach, salsa

Meal 4: Quest bar (Fuck me, I'm addicted.)

Meal 5: 3 oz chicken, 1/2 cup boiled spinach, 3/4 cup cooked brown rice

Meal 6: 4 oz ground turkey, 3 oz broccoli, salsa, 3/4 cup cooked brown rice, salsa, Laughing Cow cheese wedge (FYI--laughing cow+salsa heated in the microwave for about 10 seconds makes the most awesome creamy sauce)

Meal 7: 8 almonds, 6 strawberries (and air--Teehee!)

All of this is about 1550 calories. Everything was delicious. And I was not starving at all during the day.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you don't eat stupid crap it's insanely hard to get enough calories. My TDEE is ~3500 and so when I'm doing anything but cutting I feel like a stuffed turkey all damn day. That's even with all the cookies and brownies I want.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit ago 

For real. I have eaten very well for 1100 calories before (accidentally).

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[–] 3836452? ago  (edited ago)

A friend of my friend is a competitive body builder, he's fucking huge (but shredded) he said to keep his muscle he eats 12lbs(!!!!) of tuna all day.... Also he said he was so sick of it he had to blend it with protein shake just to be able to swallow it.

This is him: http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/18112/117892/d/ck3f06621300573277.jpg

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[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow! I think I prob should be eating about 1900 or 2000 maybe. I'm trying to bulk and lean out. I can barely get that much down with healthy food. I end up having a cookie here or there to get carbs and calories up. How are you eating 3500? What's your food look like?

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jesus your body is a machine!!

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[–] 3832883? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A fatty would say you had no meals because those were all snacks. Remember, snacks don't count.

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[–] lll------lll 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ohshit, you're right. 0 calories for me!

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sounds good. I eat around 1500 - 1700 a day, and that is really a lot of food! Fats really have no idea.

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[–] ur_gradeschool_crush 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

ooh laughing cow+ salsa sounds delish

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