[–] bellylugosi 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't let it get to you. It's just fats making themselves feel better. They most likely do think your a twig. Let them. They think anyone not obese is a twig.
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I'd rather live long enough to see my kids graduate high school.
I'd rather be able to shop at Victoria's Secret.
I'd rather be able to wipe my own ass without the assistance of a stick.
I'd rather not have to put deodorant between my stomach and thigh folds.
I'd rather fit through a turnstile.
I'd rather be able to hike up a mountain, or a hill, or a flight of stairs.
I'd rather live past the age of 60.
I'd rather the reason my heart beats ferociously against my chest be that I just ran for miles, rather than because it is in its death throes.
But hey, enjoy that cupcake, cupcake.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Yes, hammy. We are skinny because our meals consist of 40 calories, 3 times a day.
We are like this because we starve ourselves to death, eating 150 calories a day.
You caught us. Now go congratulate yourself with an entire pint half gallon of Blue Bell.
[–] GeneticsWOnionRings 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck half measures, let them drown on the full gallon.
[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You trying to get them to get listeria... nice! I like your thinking.
[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I am more angry at their typo... Should read size 21-41.
[–] SellecksBush 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How about "exstatic".... (ecstatic) yeah that fat really warps the brain cells. Of course maybe it means ex-static, as in "too large to generate a static field." <Sometimes I like to make up new definitions for typos.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why would you get angry? At the end of the day, they're fucking ham planets and you're not.
[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Because they think I'm a twig I'm sure and I don't eat air and 5 nuts! How dare they lol... I think I just need an avocado...
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
Don't get angry. Start posting your meals and talk about how you are still under your calorie limit.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Exactly. Or post fitness pics and talk about how you've never looked or felt any better. For bonus shitlord points write something along the lines of "if you're not working out every day, you're wasting your life".
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe post pic of abs with the caption "Nothing tastes as good as rock hard abs feel".
[–] DayShaun 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The whole reason they're fat is they're not enjoying food "in moderation"
[–] AnoInc 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
They don't enjoy food. They enjoy eating. If they enjoyed food, they wouldn't be eating the garbage that they do.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Truth. Fat people have no concept of what it means to savor a meal. They're more like crack addicts hitting the pipe every time they shovel something into their maws.