[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I am more angry at their typo... Should read size 21-41.
[–] SellecksBush 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How about "exstatic".... (ecstatic) yeah that fat really warps the brain cells. Of course maybe it means ex-static, as in "too large to generate a static field." <Sometimes I like to make up new definitions for typos.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Truth. Fat people have no concept of what it means to savor a meal. They're more like crack addicts hitting the pipe every time they shovel something into their maws.
[–] lll------lll 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Um. What? I'm a size 2, and I ate like crap over the holidays. These were my meals yesterday:
Meal 1: Scoop of chocolate protein powder
Meal 2: Oatmeal w/protein powder & stevia
Meal 3: 1/2 cup Egg whites, 2oz chicken, 1/2 cup boiled spinach, salsa
Meal 4: Quest bar (Fuck me, I'm addicted.)
Meal 5: 3 oz chicken, 1/2 cup boiled spinach, 3/4 cup cooked brown rice
Meal 6: 4 oz ground turkey, 3 oz broccoli, salsa, 3/4 cup cooked brown rice, salsa, Laughing Cow cheese wedge (FYI--laughing cow+salsa heated in the microwave for about 10 seconds makes the most awesome creamy sauce)
Meal 7: 8 almonds, 6 strawberries (and air--Teehee!)
All of this is about 1550 calories. Everything was delicious. And I was not starving at all during the day.
[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sounds good. I eat around 1500 - 1700 a day, and that is really a lot of food! Fats really have no idea.
[–] ur_gradeschool_crush 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
ooh laughing cow+ salsa sounds delish
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If you don't eat stupid crap it's insanely hard to get enough calories. My TDEE is ~3500 and so when I'm doing anything but cutting I feel like a stuffed turkey all damn day. That's even with all the cookies and brownies I want.
[–] Nahfuckreddit ago
For real. I have eaten very well for 1100 calories before (accidentally).
A friend of my friend is a competitive body builder, he's fucking huge (but shredded) he said to keep his muscle he eats 12lbs(!!!!) of tuna all day.... Also he said he was so sick of it he had to blend it with protein shake just to be able to swallow it.
This is him: http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/18112/117892/d/ck3f06621300573277.jpg
[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow! I think I prob should be eating about 1900 or 2000 maybe. I'm trying to bulk and lean out. I can barely get that much down with healthy food. I end up having a cookie here or there to get carbs and calories up. How are you eating 3500? What's your food look like?
[–] lll------lll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ohshit, you're right. 0 calories for me!
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Yes, hammy. We are skinny because our meals consist of 40 calories, 3 times a day.
We are like this because we starve ourselves to death, eating 150 calories a day.
You caught us. Now go congratulate yourself with an entire pint half gallon of Blue Bell.
[–] GeneticsWOnionRings 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck half measures, let them drown on the full gallon.
[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You trying to get them to get listeria... nice! I like your thinking.
[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I'd rather live long enough to see my kids graduate high school.
I'd rather be able to shop at Victoria's Secret.
I'd rather be able to wipe my own ass without the assistance of a stick.
I'd rather not have to put deodorant between my stomach and thigh folds.
I'd rather fit through a turnstile.
I'd rather be able to hike up a mountain, or a hill, or a flight of stairs.
I'd rather live past the age of 60.
I'd rather the reason my heart beats ferociously against my chest be that I just ran for miles, rather than because it is in its death throes.
But hey, enjoy that cupcake, cupcake.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
Don't get angry. Start posting your meals and talk about how you are still under your calorie limit.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Exactly. Or post fitness pics and talk about how you've never looked or felt any better. For bonus shitlord points write something along the lines of "if you're not working out every day, you're wasting your life".
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe post pic of abs with the caption "Nothing tastes as good as rock hard abs feel".
[–] SellecksBush 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Oh god the comments. WTF? Don't these people realize that you can eat whatever the hell you want, you just have to exercise. I eat all kinds of terrible food whenever I want, because MATH!
[–] buttdoodieface [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I ate pizza and chocolates yesterday... I actually woke up leaner this morning because I was short the day before and my body needed the food and I worked legs/glutes last night. You can eat that stuff but just track it fatties and exercise if you go over or go less the next day etc. I hate their "i'll never be that way so I won't even try"
[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can have pizza and beer and still lose weight. Is it my speshul genetiks and muhtabulism? Fucking no! Its moderation and watching my calorie intake.