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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

One last shot at gaining Daddy's approval before he croaks?

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[–] canbot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Because it's rigged and he is slated to be the next president.

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[–] CervicalStrike 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I want to see the guac man make his last stand at the kid's table with Graham and Santorum.

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[–] VaderDidNothingWrong 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Because it ain't his money

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[–] babimbang 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This. He wants to get elected so he can waste more of other people's money.

Somehow, people are not going for it. They must be racists.

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[–] Elefante 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Because he gets more time away from his gremlin-ass wife.

Also, shills at 538 are still predicting him to win based on.endorsements.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...because his skull and bones brothers told him they'd fix any election he got in.

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[–] sec 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cause the bribes are still coming in

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[–] sp00kygh0st 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They started using his money to put out attack ads on Trump, I'm sure Jeb is only staying in the race to take votes away from Trump

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