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[–] sec 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cause the bribes are still coming in

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[–] goatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...because his skull and bones brothers told him they'd fix any election he got in.

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[–] dirty_doggy_dick ago 

He's just trying to give us all something to laugh at

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[–] Elefante 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Because he gets more time away from his gremlin-ass wife.

Also, shills at 538 are still predicting him to win based on.endorsements.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain ago 

To save face.

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[–] NamelessCrewmember ago 

At this point we should start making Forrest Gump jokes about him...

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[–] newoldwave ago 

I think i's because the old GOP bosses are still holding out hope for their chosen one.