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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Texas here. Lots of fats. It's disgusting.

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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

California checking in. Whales, whales, everywhere.

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[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ugh, I know, there are so many Hispanic hams down here. I live in Austin, and my neighborhood has a ton of Hispanic families. I was at the laundromat this evening doing my weekly thing, and I noticed it was all hambeasts. Even worse, the place is next door to a Jack in the Box. I was one of maybe three people in there without a Magnum XTRA BigBeetus Combo.

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[–] Texastentialist [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So I'm sure you're familiar with that "tight shirt/huge gut (usually spilling out from under the shirt)" look. Oh, and like 5 kids and husband half the wife's size (or twice her size) with tats all over his face looking like he's in between prison stints.

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[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup, with Pink sweatpants of course. Would it kill these hams to watch their miniplanets? I try to just put in some earbuds to drown out Univision with a playlist and chill. If I had a fucking quarter for every time 2 piglets ran into my knees chasing each other around, I could do my laundry for free every week.

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[–] Spottedsocks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol was it a tres leches from HEB? Lol

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OMG my first thought was HEB. It's gotta be the WalMart of grocery stores.

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[–] Texastentialist [S] ago 

I'm impressed. You're very, very close. Right grocery store, wrong cake. This one looked like a 16 square inch chocolate cake with about an inch of frosting.

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[–] Spottedsocks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ahh okay. Maybe it's because I'm so far south, but usually the fatasses go straight to the cake drenched in fucking heavy cream lmao. I don't understand how they can eat such a big piece of that in one sitting.