[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ugh, I know, there are so many Hispanic hams down here. I live in Austin, and my neighborhood has a ton of Hispanic families. I was at the laundromat this evening doing my weekly thing, and I noticed it was all hambeasts. Even worse, the place is next door to a Jack in the Box. I was one of maybe three people in there without a Magnum XTRA BigBeetus Combo.
[–] Texastentialist [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So I'm sure you're familiar with that "tight shirt/huge gut (usually spilling out from under the shirt)" look. Oh, and like 5 kids and husband half the wife's size (or twice her size) with tats all over his face looking like he's in between prison stints.
[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yup, with Pink sweatpants of course. Would it kill these hams to watch their miniplanets? I try to just put in some earbuds to drown out Univision with a playlist and chill. If I had a fucking quarter for every time 2 piglets ran into my knees chasing each other around, I could do my laundry for free every week.
[–] Spottedsocks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Lol was it a tres leches from HEB? Lol
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OMG my first thought was HEB. It's gotta be the WalMart of grocery stores.
[–] Texastentialist [S] ago
I'm impressed. You're very, very close. Right grocery store, wrong cake. This one looked like a 16 square inch chocolate cake with about an inch of frosting.
[–] Spottedsocks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ahh okay. Maybe it's because I'm so far south, but usually the fatasses go straight to the cake drenched in fucking heavy cream lmao. I don't understand how they can eat such a big piece of that in one sitting.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Texas here. Lots of fats. It's disgusting.
[–] Blacklightning 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
California checking in. Whales, whales, everywhere.