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[–] Omegametroidhunter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That title belongs in /v/nottheonion

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[–] flyawayhigh [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I guess it could go there too, but it's not the title. I took a quote from the story because the title was kind of lame. There were lots of good quotes. I considered a few others too:

because chronicle.su is “satire” the story should be taken down without any respect to whether the actual content of the story was true.

“You know it’s going to get deleted, right? People hate seeing us succeed.” I guess it’s because we do whatever we want to do, and we have fun, and they’re jealous

I like to use actual titles, but sometimes, I think an exception is warranted. :)

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[–] Omegametroidhunter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

agreed although any article that has something that stupid should be satire