[–] BreesusLovesYou 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Uh-oh, this is big. Per source John Fox has a new three year Super Bowl plan for BEASR. My source is now reporting that John Fox plans to go 0-for-the-season in 2016. The crafty old man knows after tanking he'll have the number one pick and leverage to negotiate a trade for RGIII. Seems like a bold plan to me, but it's not my reporting. It's per source.
[–] Maskedsaturn ago
RGIII!!!???
RGIII BECOMES SUPER BOWL LVP AFTER BEING INJURED FOR THE SEASON!!!
[–] BreesusLovesYou ago (edited ago)
BEASR win the NFC in an unlikely move with Teboow coming in after RG3 goes down for the season, but lose the SB because of the LVP. McCaskey dedicates the NFC title to "The Fine Artisanal Beer & Cheese Makers of Wisconsin" after the team cites a switch to a "Viking diet" consisting primarily of Wisconsin made cheese and beer as reason for success. BEASR fans are encouraged to wear viking helmets and bring cheese wheels to games fro now until the end of time in celebration f "the closest they'll ever get to a title again."