[–] RedditDead2005-2015 1 point 25 points 26 points (+26|-1) ago (edited ago)
So true. "Guns don't keep me safe. Bodyguards with guns do." Elitist bitch wouldn't dare be caught carrying a gun. It would add to her bulging waistline.
[–] fuckcomcast 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Uhh. I just threw up a little bit.
[–] Doomking_Grimlock 2 points 69 points 71 points (+71|-2) ago
Hillary Clinton: "Guns for me and none for you."
[–] Fuzzycrumpkin 0 points 52 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago
I like "guns for me, but none for thee", sounds better.
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