[–] LetTheAshesFly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have a bunch of gross sandwich stories from working there too!
Basically every fat person is a literal mayo guzzler and there's no need to exaggerate any of that shit, it's disgusting and shameless and predictable when they came in. I worked there when I was ~15 and my hamanager used to hit on me too, not so great times.
[–] AuditorTux 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
How... How do you even go about coming up with the idea that this might taste good? I mean, it took me forever to ask for them to put the spinach /vinegar on the sub before they heat it (wilt/Carmelize it) but to put cookies on a fucking sandwich?
[–] ShitlordsMakeMeWet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That was what I was wondering. I like a really weird sandwich (not from subway, just to make at home)- peanut butter and pickles on whole wheat bread. I know it sounds gross, but it's a "tradition" handed down from my grammy and mom, neither of whom were/are fat. But like, how was that even discovered, let alone this DISGUSTING concoction? Like how did her brain one day tell her "hmm let's try putting cookies on this thing that isn't meant to have cookies on it" followed by "let's make it even more disgusting with the addition of vinegar and mayo." BARF.
[–] KCshitlady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Let alone mayo on a tuna sandwich which is like 80% mayo to begin with!
[–] Texastentialist 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Tell me this cannot be real. I'm going to be really satisfied with my bowl of okra soup today.
[–] bellylugosi 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
What? Is (fat free) mayo soup not good enough for you?
[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Clearly genetics.