[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nice job looking like a little boy, dipshit. Have some more refined sugar.
[–] mcbutterball 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Aww so cute in her santa hat and her sippy cup looking at the camera all cutesy like. /s
[–] ShitlordsMakeMeWet 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I went to Starbucks yesterday with a friend I only see once a year around the holidays. It was so nice to see him, and so nice that we both ordered black coffees. I instantly remembered why we got along so well as we sat at our table in the corner and judged other people's beetus milkshakes from afar. Thank goodness the calories are listed on the menu. But it doesn't stop hams. :(
[–] Elcycs 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was never a fan of starbucks, but I remember the exact day I was done with them forever. I ordered a long double on ice and the "barista" said "Huh?". So I thought I'd clarify: "I'll have a long double shot of espresso on ice" and she said "What does that mean". FFS. Ok, so I explain what it means and how you make it and she tells me "We can't really do that. We just push the single or double button on the machine."
Fucking known far and wide for their over-roasted mediocre coffee and they can't pull a long shot. But hey, you need 500 calories of sugar in a whipped cream topped monstrosity and they've got you covered.
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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago
You know there's websites that display Instagram right? My IG is gloriously ham free!
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Here eyes are fucking fat. How does that even work?
[–] Wwanker ago
Called it.