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[–] Eirene 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

By not wasting so much money that I'd end up poor again, but by actually making sure I'll live a decent life. Seriously, what's the point of winning if you waste it as soon as you get it?

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[–] Fat_Dumb_Americans ago 

Coke and two hookers?

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[–] privacy_policy 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

If you only have 9-10 weeks left, though, feel free to waste it like crazy. That's what I'd do if I won..

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[–] abraxas ago 

Two threads you've mentioned your limited time. If you don't mind me asking. What's going on with you?

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[–] MadJack 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

The word is Envious, not Jealous.

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[–] Fat_Dumb_Americans 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Horsecock

en·vi·ous Feeling or showing envy.

jeal·ous Feeling or showing envy...

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[–] pacman2000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think you mean equestrian penis.

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[–] 2mac ago 

How would that make everyone jealous? envious?

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[–] HexTree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It would be a real dick move for me to attempt to make anyone jealous, and would likely destroy friendships. The last thing you should ever do when winning the lottery is to let anyone know.

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[–] greycloud ago 

by donating to causes that i think are important.

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago 

I wouldn't. Jealousy is a useless emotion that serves no one. Instead I would use my money to repay those who have supported and loved me all these years. I'd use it to make their lives more comfortable than they are now, and I'd use it to acquire the education and skills I need to make more out of my life, and invest whatever is left over so I can build it and do more with it down the road.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ny disappointment that after an hour no one has said "Two chicks at the same time."

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

By winning it two more times... in a row!

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[–] SO_TRIGGERED ago 

By not going to work.

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