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[–] MadJack 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

The word is Envious, not Jealous.

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[–] Fat_Dumb_Americans 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Horsecock

en·vi·ous Feeling or showing envy.

jeal·ous Feeling or showing envy...

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[–] 2mac ago 

How would that make everyone jealous? envious?

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[–] pacman2000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think you mean equestrian penis.

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

By winning it two more times... in a row!

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[–] Lag-wagon ago 

... By not coking out.

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[–] greycloud ago 

by donating to causes that i think are important.

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[–] SO_TRIGGERED ago 

By not going to work.

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[–] privacy_policy ago 

I'd take it all in cash, shred it, and use it for a hamster bed. Those other hamsters will be green with envy!

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[–] Creative_voat_user ago 

Give most of it to charity and move on with my life

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago 

I wouldn't. Jealousy is a useless emotion that serves no one. Instead I would use my money to repay those who have supported and loved me all these years. I'd use it to make their lives more comfortable than they are now, and I'd use it to acquire the education and skills I need to make more out of my life, and invest whatever is left over so I can build it and do more with it down the road.

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