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[–] Ben77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Good call brother! Nothing like getting wasted in style!

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[–] FringeSociety 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well played sir.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Literally sat here with a bottle of Jack.

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[–] Peynus 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Sure it's not figuratively? :)

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[–] flat_hedgehog ago 

Baileys and that's me.

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[–] pessimisticsteel 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Dito

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Pikachu

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fuck that. Why do people get with women who already have kids

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[–] Luke_Luck ago 

Nah, the Reddit user doesn't have a window in his basement bedroom...

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[–] Sirskills ago 

Bang and bed by 10. Yay kids!

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[–] brookes_at_work 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm going to eat a large mixing bowl of spaghetti and pass out watching Law and Order.

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[–] flat_hedgehog ago 

Primus the band? ... Oakland. Have an awesome time!

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[–] 3726223? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well... you're not wrong.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nope. Eating, drinking and then fucking at midnight.

That's what my lady friend told me she planned.

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[–] Freeflyin 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

She told me the same thing - guess I'll see you then!

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Devil's three ways coming up!

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[–] UsedCoffinEmporium 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Only because I'm old and grumpy.

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