[–] Dantalian ago (edited ago)
According to my SO, I'm going to drink half a fifth of vodka straight and then get cum blasted on my face right when the ball drops. It'll be like sperm fireworks. He's so damn sweet. He even bought the booze on his own dime, and he knows how much I love sperm for skincare reasons. He always takes time to offer whatever supply of it he's got. I hate being such an inconvenience because I am greedy...
[–] 8_billion_eaters ago
hahaha Yes! The only difference is that my neighborhood shoots guns. Lots of guns. Lots and lots of guns.
I think the guy round the corner has a .50 cal. Full automatic. There may be someone near me with one of the guns from the main battery off the BB New Jersey. ....Jesus
[–] JohnQCitizen ago
Nope! I have some blackpowder, fuse, paper, and some glue. I'm making fireworks!
[–] DoomMantia ago
I'm on my computer, yes, but I'm outdoors, on my rooftop, enjoying a nice summer night with my father, brother, sister and brother-in-law, and there are lots of fireworks all around.