She's teaching hapless male victims how to wade through duck butter?
By eating them, or sitting on them? She looks like she's eaten at least 3 whole people recently.
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers ago
The real question we should be asking is what killed them? Did the crushing weight do the deed or were they long gone before then with the smell of smegma hitting their face long before her thunder thighs did?
[–] FattyHater ago
What is the maximum weight that the average human face can support without breaking?
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd guess zero, she's too repulsive for even a desperate neckbeard.
[–] mig2k 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dafuq...does she have CHEST HAIR?!