[–] PutDownTheDamnFork 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like to think that giant, horrible sentence was done like that because they could never actually say that many words in a row without having to catch their breath six times.
[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For the record, these green grapes are just the right amount of sour, it's too bad this beast can't reach them doesn't ever go into the produce section.
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No mention of guhnetiks or muh thyroid, hm?
[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Because former lard buckets know it's not fucking impossible to change and show your body some fucking respect.
[–] madscientistEE 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, we just saw the light and became it.
[–] ScheissKaiser ago
All I see is
MOOOOO