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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Because former lard buckets know it's not fucking impossible to change and show your body some fucking respect.

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[–] madscientistEE 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, we just saw the light and became it.

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[–] albinobeaver 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

LMAO anything to convince yourself you are not a disgusting monster

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Translation: jealous.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No mention of guhnetiks or muh thyroid, hm?

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[–] Ben77 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

hahahahahahah...Oh my! Yeah because the people that actually lost weight and live a healthy lifestyle are the ones killing themselves....

Fat delusion and fact denial never fails to impress me.

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[–] PutDownTheDamnFork 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like to think that giant, horrible sentence was done like that because they could never actually say that many words in a row without having to catch their breath six times.

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[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

For the record, these green grapes are just the right amount of sour, it's too bad this beast can't reach them doesn't ever go into the produce section.

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