[–] albinobeaver 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LMAO anything to convince yourself you are not a disgusting monster
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I want this woman for my home theater. This is some strong projection.
[–] madscientistEE 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, we just saw the light and became it.
[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Because former lard buckets know it's not fucking impossible to change and show your body some fucking respect.
[–] PutDownTheDamnFork 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like to think that giant, horrible sentence was done like that because they could never actually say that many words in a row without having to catch their breath six times.
[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For the record, these green grapes are just the right amount of sour, it's too bad this beast
can't reach themdoesn't ever go into the produce section.