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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's better than following them around with a tuba.

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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Less confrontational too.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol, I'm on your age range, similar industry. Totally understand the humor thing. Probably about as immature too. Your story brought a smile to my face.

My thing is I'll narrate fat people. If someone's eating on the bus, I'll start whispering to my wife, "Yeah. Yeah eat those chips you fat fuck. The power of Doritos compels you." She hates it.

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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha. My fiancé and I do the same thing. We try to guess their meals at restaurants too.

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[–] TotallyNotACultist ago 

can you combine it with this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4

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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] ago 

I've seen both of those. That's quality right there. I'd like to make a series of videos. Hell, I could do it in one trip at Wal Mart.

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[–] Convair990 ago 

Id love to see a video of this hahahahaha gold, pure gold

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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm thinking I'll put the phone in my shirt pocket and record it from there. Now I need an excuse to drive all the way over to Wal Mart lol.

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[–] Convair990 ago  (edited ago)

hmmm tough one since most respectable people avoid walmart, depending on location, less risk of getting mauled by a herd of rhinos.

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[–] DylannStorm ago 

My dad left when I was little, and I just wanted you to know that you sound like a great father!! Super fun :)

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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm sorry to hear that, and I appreciate the compliment.

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[–] DylannStorm ago 

No problem! We reconnected and we're actually sitting on the couch together right now :)

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[–] Knote ago 

I have a container of flarp!

Best fart toy in the world.

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[–] Knote ago 

Having a kid must be amazing. You can get away with so much blatant shitlording by just having your kids do all the work.

Train them to just straight up call people out and then depending on how dangerous the situation is play the "apologetic parent" role.

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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] ago 

Having a kid is the most awesome thing in the world. Life is never boring.