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[–] inablackbox 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah, PS2 is widely agreed to be one of the best. A ton of classics came out on that thing. Back in mid-2008 it would have made much more sense to make fun of the PS3, which was then still struggling to be popular and profitable. Very ignorant of that fatty.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Agreed. It also sold more than any other console. Dumb fat fuk. Can't even get the premise of fat princess right before pissing about it.

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[–] C9 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I love the PS2, it's part of my childhood and I still play on mine once in a while. I'm triggered.

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[–] Sanji 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dreamcast is awesome.

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[–] Convair990 ago 

Hey hey, Nomad, and Dreamcast were awesome, dont lump this sack of shit in with them. Sega was the shit, until Playstation came along.

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[–] TheRealTerryClifford ago 

Funny that it had the longest life span of any console to date but this fat ham just had to try and throw something hurtful in because they cut her to the deep, sweet, nougaty core of her being.

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

If that's what the princess looked like in SMB, Mario would have no incentive to pass all the castles. Princess in another castle? Great, leave her there.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If Bowser tried carrying her anywhere, it'd be a 1 hit fight for Mario.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Mama mia! Why did Bowser put a smaller, lumpier castle in-a this big castle of his?"

(A look of horror creeps over Mario's face.)

(Cut to castle exterior. Mario is placing explosives around the 8-4 castle.)

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

What does "heteronormative" have to do with hating fats? I know a lot of gay guys that think they're disgusting.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"Something something intersectionality hurk hurk REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a different way for female hammies to call straight guys "faggots" for not wanting to sex them up.

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[–] AichSmize 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Step 1: Pick up a >200 lb weight.
Step 2: Carry it everywhere, never put it down.
Step 3: Insist that something, anything, OTHER than the weight is making you exhausted.

Fatties gonna fat.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't forget to strap sandbags around your chest and neck and then wonder why you have difficulty breathing.

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[–] Aphoticfolds 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

May the beetus take it soon.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

These are the same people who now claim gender is a social construct. And that our gender is different than our sex.

They've been pilling the bullshit on for so long they're drowning in it and trying to pull us in with them.

Human sexuality is not genetic and it really doesn't matter anyway. Whatever happens between consenting adults behind closed doors is no one else's business.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The letter is mostly good if you pretend it's not sarcastic.

Your army breaches the last defenses of the enemy fort only to find that your princess ate another castle...

"Welp, turn around and go home, we have a democracy to form."

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"The royal wizard! He can help!...Wise Wizard, what magic can remove this terrible curse of fat?"

"The Princess can be cured through the arcane magic of...Eating Less Food!"

"Amazing! You are truly wise!"

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[–] 3672394? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Average + above IQ privilege is being able to enjoy a game without searching desperately for a narrative that revolves around you.

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