[–] mcbutterball 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
If that's what the princess looked like in SMB, Mario would have no incentive to pass all the castles. Princess in another castle? Great, leave her there.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Mama mia! Why did Bowser put a smaller, lumpier castle in-a this big castle of his?"
(A look of horror creeps over Mario's face.)
(Cut to castle exterior. Mario is placing explosives around the 8-4 castle.)
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[–] Dark_Shroud 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
These are the same people who now claim gender is a social construct. And that our gender is different than our sex.
They've been pilling the bullshit on for so long they're drowning in it and trying to pull us in with them.
Human sexuality is not genetic and it really doesn't matter anyway. Whatever happens between consenting adults behind closed doors is no one else's business.
[–] Xystus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can give you this, an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about this whale.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hate to break it to you, but it's been three years, sooo...
[–] [deleted] 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
Funny that it had the longest life span of any console to date but this fat ham just had to try and throw something hurtful in because they cut her to the deep, sweet, nougaty core of her being.
[–] inablackbox 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yeah, PS2 is widely agreed to be one of the best. A ton of classics came out on that thing. Back in mid-2008 it would have made much more sense to make fun of the PS3, which was then still struggling to be popular and profitable. Very ignorant of that fatty.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Agreed. It also sold more than any other console. Dumb fat fuk. Can't even get the premise of fat princess right before pissing about it.
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[–] Convair990 ago
Hey hey, Nomad, and Dreamcast were awesome, dont lump this sack of shit in with them. Sega was the shit, until Playstation came along.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"The royal wizard! He can help!...Wise Wizard, what magic can remove this terrible curse of fat?"
"The Princess can be cured through the arcane magic of...Eating Less Food!"
"Amazing! You are truly wise!"
[–] culofiesta 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
What does "heteronormative" have to do with hating fats? I know a lot of gay guys that think they're disgusting.
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's a different way for female hammies to call straight guys "faggots" for not wanting to sex them up.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
"Something something intersectionality hurk hurk REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"