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[–] Beengalas ago 

Huh, in Sweden it is custom to place oatmeal for santa.

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[–] kittysaysmeownow ago 

Damn it Niel. I love your work but you're getting a little tubby.

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[–] Demons 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Never understood why an overweight Arctic toymaker delivers Christmas gifts rather than representations of the Three Wise Men

HAhahaha!!!

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[–] Demons 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Aww that's sweet. Figures an...ahem..."well fed" society would fatten him up....one day I wonder if Jesus will become depicted as fat too. Like, 'dadbod' proportions of fatness. Or maybe there will be fat tooth fairies in 50 years...

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[–] FatBastardIRL 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

he weighs wayyyyyy too much to be tweeting things like this

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[–] BagOdix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And the hams immediately equate thinner with unhappy. . . . I know this is redundant to say here. . but I really hate fat people.

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[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Black Science Man is a fatty himself.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We used to leave out carrots at when I was a kid for the reindeer. We also used to leave out a beer, which was confusing at the time, but now I understand. Welcome to 'Straya.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hey Neil, why don't you take your own advice?

There's nothing worse than a hypocrite.

Oh wait, there is, a fat hypocrite.

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