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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

28?!

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know, looks at least 40....

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wow that's like Barbara Streisand meets Meghan Trainor.

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And then this monster ate them both.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Where is Buffalo Bill when you need him?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It never ceases to amaze me how badly the excess fat makes these things age. It claims to be the same age as me, but looks older than my mother. Gross.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, at least she's putting her best chin forward.

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[–] GutterTrash ago 

It is so big it can only go foward. That or it is desperately trying hard to detach itself from the host.

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

28? Wow! I would have guessed 40.

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[–] PuddleGut 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Craigslist tends to be full of eatabeasts. Back when I was mildly planet-sized and facing divorce some years back, I briefly considered a Craigslist dalliance. I'm so glad I balked and turned myself back into a human-sized being. Makes options far less disgusting and depressing.

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[–] Pwning4Ever ago  (edited ago)

but she's 5'1", why does she claim to be "big" ?

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