[–] totalitarianism ago (edited ago)
Is it weird that when I look at it I hear the word 'blorp' for some reason? like i just imagine its chins flopping out of somewhere and making that sound.
[–] HampireSlayer ago
She looks a lot like Divine...If she's copping to 28 than she's probably 48.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It never ceases to amaze me how badly the excess fat makes these things age. It claims to be the same age as me, but looks older than my mother. Gross.
[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hey, at least she's putting her best chin forward.
[–] GutterTrash ago
It is so big it can only go foward. That or it is desperately trying hard to detach itself from the host.
[–] PuddleGut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Craigslist tends to be full of eatabeasts. Back when I was mildly planet-sized and facing divorce some years back, I briefly considered a Craigslist dalliance. I'm so glad I balked and turned myself back into a human-sized being. Makes options far less disgusting and depressing.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Where is Buffalo Bill when you need him?
[–] Pwning4Ever ago (edited ago)
but she's 5'1", why does she claim to be "big" ?