[–] PuddleGut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Craigslist tends to be full of eatabeasts. Back when I was mildly planet-sized and facing divorce some years back, I briefly considered a Craigslist dalliance. I'm so glad I balked and turned myself back into a human-sized being. Makes options far less disgusting and depressing.
[–] totalitarianism ago (edited ago)
Is it weird that when I look at it I hear the word 'blorp' for some reason? like i just imagine its chins flopping out of somewhere and making that sound.