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[–] finitely_eclectic ago 

I honestly can't understand how someone can do this to themselves and expect to be a productive member of society? How the fuck is this thing going to get a job? God forbid if they reproduce, how do they expect to support themselves and their parasitic spawn except for welfare?

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[–] Convair990 ago  (edited ago)

Me: Ok kiddies gather round, ye see this cunt here?

Kids: yes mr. Shitlord

Me: do you see how ugly it is, all lumpy, crusty looking, and saggy?

Kids: ewwwwww!

Me: and see the fake whiskers? Thats a result of chronic stupidity, and desperation due to it being so undesireable, so hideous, smelly, useless and annoying, it has to try to emulate a cat, most likely trying to rope some dope into scratching behind its ears thinking its cute. Now kids, how did this abomination against nature, time and space come to be?

Kids: eating too much junk and being a slug!

Boy: she is a doodie head.

Kids: fattie fattie two by four, cant fit through the subway door hahahaha points and laughs

tears up in pride

Me: ok kids! Back to playing on the playground, grab bottles of water first, we'll play for 15 more minutes before going back to class.

Fatty runs off, leaving slime trail.

Wish i couldve done that with the class i helped teach :/ sigh..

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[–] IndustrialHarlequin ago 

You know how I know you are planning to not work in the public eye and be fat on disability until your body crushes itself? Fucking cat whisker piercings.

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[–] whoahson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's going to have to extend those whiskers to know when it will get stuck in something.

It's going to have to extend them a lot.

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

Lol! They'll be dragging on the ground.

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It has to take extreme measures to be noticed in the sea of similarly homely yet generic hams.

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[–] fupababy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I love cats and all (I have 3!) but why the fuck would you do this to yourself, seriously?

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[–] Typheous 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I don't need a job. I'll collect disability due to muh genetics."

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[–] caddy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Surprisingly, there is an /r/catpeoplehate and it isn't what you think.

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