[–] finitely_eclectic ago
I honestly can't understand how someone can do this to themselves and expect to be a productive member of society? How the fuck is this thing going to get a job? God forbid if they reproduce, how do they expect to support themselves and their parasitic spawn except for welfare?
[–] Convair990 ago (edited ago)
Me: Ok kiddies gather round, ye see this cunt here?
Kids: yes mr. Shitlord
Me: do you see how ugly it is, all lumpy, crusty looking, and saggy?
Kids: ewwwwww!
Me: and see the fake whiskers? Thats a result of chronic stupidity, and desperation due to it being so undesireable, so hideous, smelly, useless and annoying, it has to try to emulate a cat, most likely trying to rope some dope into scratching behind its ears thinking its cute. Now kids, how did this abomination against nature, time and space come to be?
Kids: eating too much junk and being a slug!
Boy: she is a doodie head.
Kids: fattie fattie two by four, cant fit through the subway door hahahaha points and laughs
tears up in pride
Me: ok kids! Back to playing on the playground, grab bottles of water first, we'll play for 15 more minutes before going back to class.
Fatty runs off, leaving slime trail.
Wish i couldve done that with the class i helped teach :/ sigh..