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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I dug through her channel, and I found out she's 27.

TWENTY SEVEN!!!!

Let that sink in.

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[–] adrianN 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Implying someone if her size is still alive at 40

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[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Jesus fucking christ. I thought she was at least 40!

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[–] cityfox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The voice and accent alone sound grandmothery. I don't even want to see it.

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[–] Weight_Discriminator 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She won't live to see 30.

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[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy [S] 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Prep Time: 5 minutes. Breathing time: 1 hour. Cook time: 30 minutes. Time to walk to and from the kitchen: 1 hour. Total time 3 hours and 35 minutes.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Servings: 1

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah right, like I'm gonna trigger 20 seperate instances of starvashun mode waiting to be done cooking. I'll just eat pre-cooked garbage from room temperature bags like a good American.

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[–] caesah ago 

"Still easier than diet+excercise".

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Yes, she's dying. Finally

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[–] SirGutless 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Did anyone else notice that she started breathing heavier when she was grinding the salt ?

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[–] cityfox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What a workout!

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

Grinding salt does not have any impact on the flavor, whatsoever. The impact on SS, however, could lead to an earlier heart attack, what with all that effort!

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You don't grind sea salt?

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"Wecome to anothr episode of Simpy Sara"

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"WHELC'M TOO 'NUTHR E'SODE AH SIMLEE SAR'. WEE AWR GON BE ....hrbglerbgl"

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[–] Donutday 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have tears in my eyes.

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[–] Rolls_Arent_Curves ago 

Thank you. I needed subtitles. Couldn't understand the backwoods fatty voice.

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[–] cityfox 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Tunnaywe'reguhnunnahbe

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think you mean "epsode"

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

This is hilarious! You can still see her fat hand in the frame! And it has nail polish on!

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It has no idea how to measure. Those were tablespoon measurements it was using for the spices. Not teaspoons. I can't imagine how horribly over-spiced its cooking must be.

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[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's Indian food, they spice the shit out of everything, and as someone who LOVES spicy food I'd probably at least try some of her soup before she guzzles it all

What's sad is that this is probably the 'healthiest' thing she's ever had on her channel, lol

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

I love spicy food too, though I've never had real Indian food so I wouldn't know how spiced its supposed to be which is why I commented on it. I was surprised it used chicken in its recipe and not pure lard, honestly. I mean, is it trying to go into starvation mode?

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[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

TBF it's Indian food. It's supposed to be overspiced.

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[–] Demons 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She sure was using a lot of canned ingredients though. It doesn't look too appetizing to have a soup made from various canned ingredients dumped together. I don't think real Indian food relies so heavily on canned food.

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[–] ModelNotWaddle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As an Indian (grew up in the states with a grandma who cooked authentic indian food almost every day), I'm slightly offended by her calling that dish indian food. But yeah, Indian food is best when its hella spicy.

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[–] nomvula 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What kind of basic ass midwest palate do you have that spices in tablespoons is excessive? It's a huge pot of bland ass canned food soup, to boot.

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[–] screwyoufatty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's PUMPKIN!!! Not Punkin. God damn

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

Really. This is why so much of Europe thinks we're all ignorant rednecks. Gah! I grew up around people who spoke slightly southern, but I trained myself to lose the drawl. Fuck that, ya'll.

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can assure you that the E.U. has their share of drongos, too.

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