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[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy [S] 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Prep Time: 5 minutes. Breathing time: 1 hour. Cook time: 30 minutes. Time to walk to and from the kitchen: 1 hour. Total time 3 hours and 35 minutes.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Servings: 1

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah right, like I'm gonna trigger 20 seperate instances of starvashun mode waiting to be done cooking. I'll just eat pre-cooked garbage from room temperature bags like a good American.

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[–] caesah ago 

"Still easier than diet+excercise".

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

First time I noticed the fat to english subtitles.

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[–] round_isnt_curvy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is being able to move your chin enough to enunciate.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

This is hilarious! You can still see her fat hand in the frame! And it has nail polish on!

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Yes, she's dying. Finally

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It has no idea how to measure. Those were tablespoon measurements it was using for the spices. Not teaspoons. I can't imagine how horribly over-spiced its cooking must be.

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[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

TBF it's Indian food. It's supposed to be overspiced.

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[–] Demons 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She sure was using a lot of canned ingredients though. It doesn't look too appetizing to have a soup made from various canned ingredients dumped together. I don't think real Indian food relies so heavily on canned food.

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[–] ModelNotWaddle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As an Indian (grew up in the states with a grandma who cooked authentic indian food almost every day), I'm slightly offended by her calling that dish indian food. But yeah, Indian food is best when its hella spicy.

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[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's Indian food, they spice the shit out of everything, and as someone who LOVES spicy food I'd probably at least try some of her soup before she guzzles it all

What's sad is that this is probably the 'healthiest' thing she's ever had on her channel, lol

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

I love spicy food too, though I've never had real Indian food so I wouldn't know how spiced its supposed to be which is why I commented on it. I was surprised it used chicken in its recipe and not pure lard, honestly. I mean, is it trying to go into starvation mode?

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[–] nomvula 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What kind of basic ass midwest palate do you have that spices in tablespoons is excessive? It's a huge pot of bland ass canned food soup, to boot.

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[–] Antichamp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ironically, it is one of the slightly more healthier sorta kinda things she has ever made, and she hides her face lolol. At the bare minimum, normal servings would last you a week or two.

Edit: by healthy I mean not putting bacon on 3 times over buttered popcorn.

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[–] dahling_lycosidie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Between the bullion cube and her grinding salt into her soup for a solid 45 seconds, that dish has enough sodium to to give the average shitlord a heart attack.

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[–] Antichamp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had to rewatch lol. Did not notice the salt levels. My fucking god jk on my first statement.

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[–] 3629448? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This appears to be one of the more reasonable dishes she has made. Maybe even THE most. The two caveats are the salt content (she's just pouring it on, plus the bullion cube), portion size, and it wouldn't kill her to dice up a couple fresh tomatoes instead of canned. The amount of spices and aromatic veggies and herbs she's using should give it good enough taste, it doesn't need MSG.

The broth will be a little fatty, due to being homemade with skin-on chicken thighs (and it should be, cause taste), but you can skim that off the surface before you start putting ingredients in. I don't normally do that with my chicken soups, but I will do it with beef soup, because even soup bones will have enough fat on them still attached to be gross.

The significance of this SS video is of course that it marks a turning point, as she starts to hide her face and rest of her body from view. She must be absolutely blobular by now, another HAES incident is just around the corner.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I dug through her channel, and I found out she's 27.

TWENTY SEVEN!!!!

Let that sink in.

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[–] adrianN 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Implying someone if her size is still alive at 40

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[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Jesus fucking christ. I thought she was at least 40!

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[–] Weight_Discriminator 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She won't live to see 30.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It was on her channel about a year or so ago before she took her personal information down.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"Wecome to anothr episode of Simpy Sara"

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[–] cityfox 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Tunnaywe'reguhnunnahbe

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"WHELC'M TOO 'NUTHR E'SODE AH SIMLEE SAR'. WEE AWR GON BE ....hrbglerbgl"

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[–] Donutday 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have tears in my eyes.

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[–] Rolls_Arent_Curves ago 

Thank you. I needed subtitles. Couldn't understand the backwoods fatty voice.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think you mean "epsode"

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