[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy [S] 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
Prep Time: 5 minutes. Breathing time: 1 hour. Cook time: 30 minutes. Time to walk to and from the kitchen: 1 hour. Total time 3 hours and 35 minutes.
[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah right, like I'm gonna trigger 20 seperate instances of starvashun mode waiting to be done cooking. I'll just eat pre-cooked garbage from room temperature bags like a good American.
[–] SirGutless 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Did anyone else notice that she started breathing heavier when she was grinding the salt ?
[–] 32DDbitches ago
Grinding salt does not have any impact on the flavor, whatsoever. The impact on SS, however, could lead to an earlier heart attack, what with all that effort!
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
"Wecome to anothr episode of Simpy Sara"
[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
"WHELC'M TOO 'NUTHR E'SODE AH SIMLEE SAR'. WEE AWR GON BE ....hrbglerbgl"
Thank you. I needed subtitles. Couldn't understand the backwoods fatty voice.
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
This is hilarious! You can still see her fat hand in the frame! And it has nail polish on!
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It has no idea how to measure. Those were tablespoon measurements it was using for the spices. Not teaspoons. I can't imagine how horribly over-spiced its cooking must be.
[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
TBF it's Indian food. It's supposed to be overspiced.
[–] ModelNotWaddle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As an Indian (grew up in the states with a grandma who cooked authentic indian food almost every day), I'm slightly offended by her calling that dish indian food. But yeah, Indian food is best when its hella spicy.
[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's Indian food, they spice the shit out of everything, and as someone who LOVES spicy food I'd probably at least try some of her soup before she guzzles it all
What's sad is that this is probably the 'healthiest' thing she's ever had on her channel, lol
[–] la_fupacabra ago
I love spicy food too, though I've never had real Indian food so I wouldn't know how spiced its supposed to be which is why I commented on it. I was surprised it used chicken in its recipe and not pure lard, honestly. I mean, is it trying to go into starvation mode?
[–] screwyoufatty 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's PUMPKIN!!! Not Punkin. God damn
[–] 32DDbitches ago
Really. This is why so much of Europe thinks we're all ignorant rednecks. Gah! I grew up around people who spoke slightly southern, but I trained myself to lose the drawl. Fuck that, ya'll.
[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 49 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago (edited ago)
I dug through her channel, and I found out she's 27.
TWENTY SEVEN!!!!
Let that sink in.
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[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy [S] 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Jesus fucking christ. I thought she was at least 40!
[–] cityfox 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The voice and accent alone sound grandmothery. I don't even want to see it.
[–] Weight_Discriminator 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She won't live to see 30.