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[–] Vhaine 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Isn't it great that in this country a person can achieve the barest of academic minimums and be lauded as a hero? Just because your mom couldnt put the needle down and keep her legs closed doesn't mean you deserve a medal for proving that it didn't cause you severe brain damage. We've got real heroes out there. Their tests were a bit harder then ninth grade civics.

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[–] Rellik88 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

For fucks sake, if the driver was white, he would be labeled as Satan.

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[–] TrevorLahey 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I'd like to see more of the facts before I condemn or praise her. I've personally had minor issues with narcolepsy and known two others who did/do. Not assuming that's the explanation here but there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of on Fox News and CNN.

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[–] Hillaryscrackzits 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

All while screaming Allah's Snackbar.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB [S] 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Oh she was "stressed". Well then, totally understandable.

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[–] 3628465? ago 

Some people jerk off, some people crash their car into groups of people.

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[–] draaaak 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I got out of bed after snoozing only 4 times today. I'm a hero.

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[–] Redditsdead 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I remembered to wipe front to back this morning. Where is my medal?

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[–] Donttazemebro ago 

Oh God. Who wipes back to front?

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[–] NUKE_THE_WHALES 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Why should I care how she turned her life around a few years ago? She killed one and tried to kill at least 37 others. She is human garbage and has demonstrated that she is not fit to live freely amongst others.

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[–] carlip 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Let me tell you the sorry of an aspiring painter who fell into the wrong crowd. He was a very intelligent man and a wonderful speaker. He could make the flowers bloom in but a few words. He fought for his country, laying his life on the line to save freedom for his fellow citizens! Some of those citizens would later betray him and place the blame solely on to his shoulders. But he beared that burden stoicly, spending five long year of his prime in a prison cell to rot away.

Again his indomitable spirit overcame these tragic events and he penned a great biography and future plan. This became his new calling. He made friends with many powerful people and they went on to do great things for their country.

THE END

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[–] Paranoidroid 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Except history is written by the victors, and Hitler lost.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That painter's name?

Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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