[–] 0x5f3759df ago
It's spelled Jedrzejczyk; or better yet: Jędrzejczyk, if you can type that.
[–] Edith [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks! I know that I made a mistake; I have posted a correction here: https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/737905/3608332
In all seriousness, if an obeasts' ideal body weight is 125lb but it is like 180lbs and the obeast faces a normal person who is 125 and is in good shape, does the extra weight help it at all?
I guess the example is sumo. If you're a strong dude wrapped in blubber, are you better off NOT pound for pound overall, but pound for pound in terms of muscle over a guy who has exactly the same amount of muscle not encased in fat. I'm talking about in a fight, not in a running away or not dying of a heart attack situation.
[–] Edith [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Size matters, but there are other important variables as well: 1) Technique, 2) Cardio, 3) Amount of fighting experience, and 4) Rules of the game (i.e., are we talking about a judo match, or a sumo fight, or a Muay Thai contest, or etc.? Or are we in a mixed martial arts fight and all moves are allowed?). Without all these pieces of information provided, it is quite hard to say for sure who will win. We can safely assume that the obese fighter will have much worse cardio, but if he is up against a normal-sized adult who has no training/less training in fighting, he can conceivably win by lying on top of the normal-sized guy and smothering him, or by cornering him and delivering punches, etc. There is an MMA fighter named Mark Hunt who is undoubtedly obese, but he has great knockout power in his hands and accurate striking, and he has managed to do a lot of damage to opponents who are in better physical shape.
[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The typical obeast is really slow and clumsy. They'd have to be a super elite athlete like Ragen to pull off squashing a fit competitor. I'm pretty sure most shitlords could escape their greasy grasp.
[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll4g-pkzERs
UFC 1, first fight. The fat guy loses his tooth.
[–] mcbutterball 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'll offer an unpopular theory: fatty wins the fight by sitting her ass on MMA fighter to eat snacks, MMA fighter helpless and drowns in sea of blubber.
[–] Hey_Zeus_Criminy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Most likely a joke. Even if serious, Joanna is a beast and probably the best striker in the UFC (male or female).
Besides, she is the master of the Obeast killing technique, the leg kick. Ever seen a fat person take a leg kick for the first time? For in-shape people, it's painful and humbling. For fatties, it's downright comical.
[–] Edith [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Joanna is a good striker, but calling her "probably the best striker in the UFC" is seriously a huge stretch.
EDIT: I just want to say pre-emptively that I don't want to get into a debate about this because /v/fatpeoplehate is not the right place for it. We're here to mock fatties, and in that respect I'd say we're both doing splendidly!
[–] FickleFlame107 ago (edited ago)
The strawweight division is the far more exciting women's division in the UFC. Jędrzejczyk is a beast. Now, about a fat fuck thinking it could take any professional fighter on, that is a fucking joke. They don't have the training and sure as shit don't have the cardio. This mayo sack thinks outweighing the champ is some kind of advantage. It's not. Jędrzejczyk would just have to stay away while it lumbers about, throws it's desperate ham fists a few times, tiring itself out. Then KO the fatty. I wouldn't want her to have to submit the thing. She'd have to touch it for too long. And then there's the whole possibility of being crushed by that thing if she puts it to sleep or is in an otherwise prone position, depending on the submission. Edited for her pleasure:My phone is a saboteur of words.
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[–] Magitek_X 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Just 6 inches?
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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
GSP is an amazing athlete.
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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's the fatties mantra though, they're bigger than you so obviously they are stronger, duhhh. /'s
Seriously though, they always think that until they're waking up on the ground from a KO. I'm 27 and I'm yet to see a fatty win a fight against a thin, in-shape person.