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[–] Wodge 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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[–] toats 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

@she sells seashells on the @sheshit! seashore.
The shells @she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
For if @she sells seashells on the sea shore
Then I'm sure @she sells sea shore shells.

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[–] profanion [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tick dick didn't dig deep.

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[–] libby 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The hardest one in the world.

Repeat the following five times quickly: "queen king".

You'll probably just be saying "kwing" over and over again after a couple reps if you go even moderately quickly.

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[–] Antima 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

same works for "Toy Boat"

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[–] libby 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I happen to find that one substantially less challenging, but yes, that's probably the next hardest.

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[–] 3602146? 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

jdsufioasg97puahyuirghiuop;rgbuioewlkj;;lkjefhd

I dare you.

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[–] profanion [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterwetter kotterattentäterfangprämienempfänger?

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One smart fellow, he felt smart.

Try and say it three times fast without saying "he smelled fart". I almost typed it just now.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A Chinese tongue-twister, The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den, which when written in pinyin is:

« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ » Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī. Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì. Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì. Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì. Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì. Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī. Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī. Shì shì shì shì.

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[–] profanion [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Say that 5 times fast.

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