[–] Kleyno 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
He said: "The deceased has spina bifida, gout and alcohol problems. He was also a heavy smoker. A ball of food had lodged in his oesophagus and caused a blockage.
Of all the things to kill the guy, I bet he never thought it would have been choking to death...
[–] gosso920 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A New Yorker would have given him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
"YO! GET UP, BEFORE YOU FUCKIN' DIE!"